When you really love someone from your metaphorical heart, loins, and guts… but you don’t want them to be like, “Ew.” • Sweet, funny Valentine’s card or anniversary card for wife types, husband types, sweethearts … or anyone you love with your whole heart! • Blank inside; A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") • Printed in the USA on heavyweight matte stock • Comes with a matching kraft envelope Written by Kari Chapin and illustrated by Emily McDowell.